The Mighty Blue Apple

GotHelium (12:10:06 AM): i wish i was less or more tired, 'cause i'd be more creative and continue the dynamat song
GotHelium (12:10:09 AM): if i knew how it went
L337 BiKeR (12:10:17 AM): lol
L337 BiKeR (12:10:24 AM): that will be your mission in time of boredom, k? k
GotHelium (12:10:44 AM): what
GotHelium (12:10:48 AM): make the dynamat song?
L337 BiKeR (12:10:56 AM): yes
GotHelium (12:10:58 AM): hrm
GotHelium (12:11:03 AM): i COULD set it to our favorite song...
GotHelium (12:11:10 AM): ummmm
GotHelium (12:11:12 AM): :thinks:
GotHelium (12:11:50 AM): IT'S NICE AND SHINY, MAKES MUSIC NOISY L337 HAS DY-NA-MAT
GotHelium (12:12:06 AM): HRM
L337 BiKeR (12:12:08 AM): lmao
GotHelium (12:12:10 AM): -caps
GotHelium (12:12:14 AM): this is harder than ithought
GotHelium (12:12:45 AM): CAR DISASSEMBLED, AND FRAME IS COVERED BY THE DY-NA-MAT
GotHelium (12:13:16 AM): OH WHAT TO DOOOOOOO WITH THE DYNAMAT, IT'S SO SWEET, HE CAN'T RESIST, WE NEEEEEEEEEEED SOME DYNAMAT, TO MAAAAAAAAAAAKE THE MUSIC JAM
GotHelium (12:13:26 AM): SO IT GO BOOM BOOM BOOM BOM
GotHelium (12:13:34 AM): YEAH IT BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
GotHelium (12:13:40 AM): L337 HAS DY-NA-MAT
GotHelium (12:13:47 AM): L337 HAS DY-NA-MAT
GotHelium (12:14:13 AM): SEE PEOPLE WALKING, CAN'T HEAR L337 COMING 'CAUSE OF DY-NA-MAT
GotHelium (12:14:27 AM): i have no idea what the fuck i am doing.
GotHelium (12:14:35 AM): i'm not tired enough for this to really be effective
L337 BiKeR (12:14:34 AM): lmao
GotHelium (12:14:35 AM): i'm not tired enough for this to really be effective
GotHelium (12:15:44 AM): god, 30 min til i have to wake shawn up
L337 BiKeR (12:15:54 AM): that sucks
GotHelium (12:16:03 AM): OH WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOO ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS
GotHelium (12:16:09 AM): WHEN Q CAN'T SLEEP, SHE CAN'T RESIST
GotHelium (12:16:20 AM): WE NEEEEEEEEEEED DYNAMAT SONG
GotHelium (12:16:33 AM): SO L337 CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING SOMETHING BLAH BLAH BLAH
GotHelium (12:16:43 AM): SO IT GOES BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
GotHelium (12:16:52 AM): YEAH IT BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM
GotHelium (12:16:55 AM): L337 HAS DY-NA-MAT

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GotHelium: things are finally turning green here
GotHelium: it looks awesome
L337 BiKeR: very random
GotHelium:i looked out the window :shrug:
L337 BiKeR: no i mean.. snow n shit like 2 weeks ago
GotHelium:here?
L337 BiKeR: yeah?
GotHelium: lol yeah well that's MN for you
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: thankfully i think we might be past the snow
GotHelium: though, usually we're not entirely in the clear until mid may
GotHelium: fucking state
L337 BiKeR: lol you might have just screwed yourself in saying that ;-)
GotHelium: probably.
GotHelium: the universe does like to fuck me like that
GotHelium: sucks, i'm starting to get sore from it.
L337 BiKeR: hahahaha

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GotHelium : YAYYAYYAYA
GotHelium : hahh ai miake no sens
GotHelium : e
L337 BiKeR: lmao
GotHelium : ahhahah i lvoe triple sec
GotHelium : ytay paul van dky
GotHelium : yk
GotHelium : dyk
GotHelium : that one
GotHelium : :-D
GotHelium : d
GotHelium : wh5i
GotHelium : whi5
GotHelium : ahir
GotHelium : shti
GotHelium : shit
GotHelium : lol

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GotHelium: so there's 1996 logged events
GotHelium: about 80% are cdrom errors
GotHelium: sad thing is
GotHelium: this is the third cdrom i've been issued because the first two brok
GotHelium: e
GotHelium: wow, my security log is empty
GotHelium: oh wait right, i'm the only one who touches this computer.

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GotHelium: but i mean, i heard them play it for the sports sextion on the news
GotHelium: i couldn't believe it
GotHelium: omg
GotHelium: *SECTION
L337 BiKeR: haha
GotHelium:god, it's only been like 3 days, i can't be THAT addicted to sex... i'm female, damnit

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in reference to myspace:

GotHelium: eugh
GotHelium: there's something wrong with society when someone has like 500 friends, who posts nothing but neck-down pictures of VERY obviously fake boobs
GotHelium: i'm gonna laugh my ass off when she develops scoliosis within 2 years from the extra weight pulling her shoulders down
GotHelium: ... i think this might actually be a dude
GotHelium: O_O
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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GotHelium: i feel DIRTY
L337 BiKeR: hmm
GotHelium: i feel.... HORRID
L337 BiKeR: what'd you do
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: as a favor for someone.... i downloaded an .iso of win98se
GotHelium: just having that in my posession...
GotHelium: eugh....
GotHelium: it's kinda like holding a cockroach in your hand
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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GotHelium: DUDE
GotHelium: i've proven once and for all that i am a fucking geek
L337 BiKeR: lol
L337 BiKeR: yeah?
GotHelium: yeah
GotHelium: jay's random question of the day was "if you were a porn star, what would your stage name be?"
GotHelium: ... i answered "sexadecimal."
L337 BiKeR: lmao
L337 BiKeR: you are a damn geek

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GotHelium: holy shit, where is that?
L337 BiKeR: exs front yard
GotHelium: but WHERE
L337 BiKeR: vegas?
ATTENTION: File transfer for Dec30 102.jpg is complete.
GotHelium: YOU HAD THAT MUCH SNOW IN FUCKING VEGAS?!?!?!?!??!?!
L337 BiKeR: umm yeah
L337 BiKeR: december 30th, 2003
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: HOLY FUCK MAN
L337 BiKeR: then last year it snowed too
L337 BiKeR: like, january 5th or 6th of 05
GotHelium: WHY THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE BITCHING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING IF YOU HAD ENOUGH SNOWFALL IN THE FUCKING DESERT CITY FOR A SNOWMAN TO BE BUILT!??!
L337 BiKeR: lmao

L337 BiKeR: btw i wasn't wearing any socks
L337 BiKeR: lol
L337 BiKeR: so cat boots
L337 BiKeR: those nylon shorts, boxers and a wifebeater
GotHelium: you belong in MN

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GotHelium:  i really should come with a disclaimer plastered to my forehead

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GotHelium: The ratio of people who qualify for MENSA vs. people who don't is 1:50
GotHelium: Now
GotHelium: The ratio of people struck by lightning in a year vs. people who aren't is 1:70,000.
GotHelium: So apparently, I have a far greater chance of acquiring a membership to MENSA than I do of being struck by lightning.
GotHelium: Somehow, they don't seem so exclusive anymore, with those numbers laid out.
GotHelium: Hrm.
GotHelium: :stands idly by and awaits a lightning bolt to nail me in the head:

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GotHelium: onto game 14...
GotHelium: but first!
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: a word from senor whiskey!
GotHelium:"this is beer
GotHelium: this is sudoku
GotHelium:"
GotHelium: WAIT
GotHelium: -caps
GotHelium: goddamn, i fucked that up
GotHelium: .... okay
GotHelium: let's put it THIS way
GotHelium: brain + alcohol + sudoku = RUNTIME ERROR
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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L337 BiKeR: http://www.tgdaily.com/2006/02/08/vista_launch/
GotHelium: so, since we're talking a "microsoft december 1"
GotHelium: it'll be august 19 2008.

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GotHelium: i have bawls and you don't!
GotHelium: somethign seems wrong with that
L337 BiKeR: i have cans of monster and you don't
GotHelium: ... i don't know if "cans of monster" work as suggestive words
GotHelium: i love it when jay and i are together and one of us has a bottle of bawls
GotHelium: i can make all sorts of fun innuendo
L337 BiKeR: oh no
GotHelium: like, just the other day, i had a bottle and he didn't, and we were at school
GotHelium:"Well, looks like i have the bawls in this relationship, hmm?"
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: sometimes it's fun being the only girl
GotHelium: then it's like twice as funny when i say something like that 'cause i'm a girl
L337 BiKeR: of course
GotHelium: it's even more fun when he's the one with the bottle
L337 BiKeR: lol with the way your mind is that's just scary
GotHelium: lol
GotHelium: i'm serious!
GotHelium: can you imagine the stuff that flies from my mouth in that situation?
L337 BiKeR: lmao
GotHelium:"hey, can i drink from your bawls?" "hey, your bawls are inmy hand" "look, i'm holding your bawls" "your bawls are between my legs" "your bawls are blue" "your bawls taste good" "hey, your bawls are empty, i sucked them dry"

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GotHelium  (7:29:07 PM) :   there is something incredibly comforting about chocolate marshmallow triple fudge ice cream with 8 billion calories to a serving

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GotHelium: goddamnit
GotHelium: why does no one have NIN??
L337 BiKeR: what song
GotHelium: any!
L337 BiKeR: i have new cd
GotHelium: i've been trying for weeks to get a fucking better rip of with teeth
L337 BiKeR: oh god
GotHelium: i hate this 80k shit
L337 BiKeR: TALK TO ME WOMAN
GotHelium: ?
GotHelium: I DID!
GotHelium: I FUCKING ASKED YOU!!
L337 BiKeR: you did not ask me
GotHelium: YOU SAID YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT!
L337 BiKeR: LIES ALL LIES I KIL U

GotHelium: I SO FUCKING DID!
GotHelium: :slamhead:
L337 BiKeR: i have the cd ripped at 320
GotHelium: mfgsuicide/:
L337 BiKeR: you want the whole cd or just tracks
GotHelium: wtf
GotHelium: mfgsuicide/:
L337 BiKeR: i need to rerip it at wma lossless though
GotHelium: what the fucking hell
GotHelium: stupid aim
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: hrm, hang on
GotHelium: eh, whole cd i guess
GotHelium: 320 is like twice as high as the best one i have so far
ATTENTION: File Transfer session initiated.
GotHelium: more than twice actually
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: gimme!!
L337 BiKeR: i know you didn't ask me if i had it
L337 BiKeR: i'm sending
GotHelium: i did!
GotHelium: i swear i did!
L337 BiKeR: DID NOT!!! WHEN ?!
GotHelium: it might've been too long ago when you didn't have it
GotHelium: it was a while back
L337 BiKeR: i got it the week it came out
GotHelium: wtf
L337 BiKeR: duh
L337 BiKeR: file created "SUNDAY, MAY 22, 2005, 2:53:39 PM"
GotHelium: okay, then either a: you just don't remember; b: I'm remembering shit that didn't happen; c: i asked someone else and in retrospect thought it was you; d: i'm high right now, which i dont' htink i am, but i never know
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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L337 BiKeR: did you see war of the worlds
GotHelium: no
GotHelium: (big shock)
L337 BiKeR: me neither
GotHelium: lol
L337 BiKeR: some sort of enormous tripod alien craft thing in the movie
GotHelium: wow
GotHelium: sweeeeet
GotHelium: you should get on top of it one day
L337 BiKeR: yeah.. we got a 16 foot tall tripod thingie
GotHelium: pretend to fly it
L337 BiKeR: and it was supposed to be assembled today
GotHelium: sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
GotHelium: seriously
L337 BiKeR: our shelves in the warehouse stop about 6 feet from the lights and they're 12 feet tall
GotHelium: just get up there
GotHelium: start making weird clicky noises like an alien would
L337 BiKeR: lmao
GotHelium: then like, get a star wars light sabre toy
L337 BiKeR: haha we have those
GotHelium: sweeeeet
GotHelium: or better yet
GotHelium: a laser gun type thing
GotHelium: that makes noise!
GotHelium: so you're all, "clickklkclclkkkllckckc *BELEBLEBELBELBELBELBLBLBLEBELBEBEBEBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCHCHCHCHCHCHCH*"
L337 BiKeR: hahahaha
GotHelium: then use the force when the boss comes by
GotHelium:"You do not want to fire me for this."

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GotHelium: you know what's pathetic?
L337 BiKeR: hm?
GotHelium: .. when you know that © will give you a copyright insignia in html... but you can't figure out how to do it in word processing..
L337 BiKeR: alt + 0169
L337 BiKeR: ;-)
GotHelium: it didn't work
GotHelium:GODDAMNIT!!
GotHelium:ASKDJFO;AIJESDFAIOWEJF;OIAJEWR;OIHAWERG
GotHelium:J
GotHelium:HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN?!
L337 BiKeR: i dunno
L337 BiKeR: you hold alt down and hit 0169 on the num pad
L337 BiKeR: it works
GotHelium:okay, i think we've already gone over this.
L337 BiKeR: i swear
L337 BiKeR:©
L337 BiKeR:©
L337 BiKeR:©
GotHelium:aoijefoiawejfwef
GotHelium:aslkdfj
GotHelium:wtf
GotHelium:... okay...
L337 BiKeR: wow
GotHelium:shit
GotHelium:now i forgot how to undo this stuff too
GotHelium:somehow alt+0 turned it italicized
GotHelium:and i've got some sort of fucked up double spacing thing going on..
GotHelium: >_>
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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GotHelium: i feel like i should stay awake until father gets up so i can let him know my econ exam score
L337 BiKeR: lol
L337 BiKeR: leave him a note?
GotHelium:i swear to god if i ace another test after not studying a damn thing, i'm lending myself over to scientists to fucking figure me out.

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GotHelium: (imitates ancient windows DA-DA! sound)
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: i miss that sound
L337 BiKeR: haha geek
GotHelium: yes
L337 BiKeR: i miss... WINDOWS ME
L337 BiKeR: not really;-)
GotHelium: LMAO
GotHelium: windows ME... makes me miss my gun
L337 BiKeR: hahahaha

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GotHelium: the sis was rummaging through her makeup, and i'm like, "you wouldn't happen to have any black lipstick, would you?"
GotHelium: and she did
L337 BiKeR: why would she have black lipstick lol
GotHelium: past halloween
GotHelium: she actually had a shitload of halloween makeup and stuff
L337 BiKeR: haha nice
GotHelium: so i got the lipstick, and the uberpale foundation, and the black eyeshadow
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: she's like, "what do you want all that for?"
GotHelium:"my halloween costume"
GotHelium:"which is?"
GotHelium:"an emo crybaby."
GotHelium: she thought it was hilarious
GotHelium: you should put that on my page.
GotHelium: let the world know how i hate emo so
GotHelium: i rhymed!!
GotHelium: i'm such a poet
L337 BiKeR: lmao

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L337 BiKeR: that 5000 calorie hardees burger is sick
GotHelium: ewww
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: i wish paris hilton would eat one
L337 BiKeR: lmao
GotHelium: i'd like to see her blow up
GotHelium: i'd even buy it FOR her
GotHelium:i'd be like, "Come on, eat it. It's HOT."

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GotHelium: well the stupid thing is
GotHelium: she ain't even dating dan
GotHelium: she's dating don
L337 BiKeR: whaaat
GotHelium: she just does it to piss me off
GotHelium: yeah
GotHelium: i mean
L337 BiKeR: WOMEN
L337 BiKeR: ;-)
GotHelium: i could understand that KINDA if she was screwing dan and i was calling for him
GotHelium: but
GotHelium: she's NOT, so...
GotHelium: yeah
GotHelium: women suck
GotHelium: i hate us
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: and my deodorant smells like wine
GotHelium:weird

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GotHelium: i feel like i have all this power, channelling through my fingertips into a teeny tiny mouse

Enough said

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GotHelium: you damn gadget whore
L337 BiKeR: hahaha

GotHelium: NOOOOOOOO!!!
GotHelium: GET YOUR ASS BACK THERE!
GotHelium: Better.
L337 BiKeR: what the hell
GotHelium: ares
GotHelium: tried to duck out in the middle of a fucking song
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: they dare to deprive me of tito puente!
GotHelium: FEEL MY WRATH!
GotHelium: DON'T QUEUE ME YOU STUPID FUCK!

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L337 BiKeR: this dude ran over 14 people in a car on the strip
L337 BiKeR: he went up the curb
L337 BiKeR: INTENTIONALLY
GotHelium: geez
GotHelium: i hope he dies
L337 BiKeR: damn
L337 BiKeR: and before that in california he beat his mother to the point of needing to go to the hospital
L337 BiKeR: then stole her car and drove here
L337 BiKeR: big buick
GotHelium: fucking psycho
L337 BiKeR: uh huh
L337 BiKeR: niiice..
L337 BiKeR: an off duty metro officer that was eating nearby arrested him
GotHelium: yay!
L337 BiKeR: of course
L337 BiKeR: he was on the patio at this place that's like right on the sidewalk almost, he could have gone straight into that restaraunt
GotHelium: geez
L337 BiKeR: yeah
L337 BiKeR: nice restaraunt
GotHelium: wait... it wasn't a donut shop?!
L337 BiKeR: fillet mignon there is around 28 bucks
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: geez
L337 BiKeR: yep
GotHelium: still
GotHelium: i mean
GotHelium: a cop
GotHelium: in a restaurant
L337 BiKeR: lol
L337 BiKeR: not a donut shop
GotHelium: do they serve donuts>
GotHelium: ?
L337 BiKeR: it's vegas!
L337 BiKeR: and no lol
GotHelium: ... Your city is fucked up.
L337 BiKeR: this is one of those crazy lookin i work out too much cops
L337 BiKeR: lmao
L337 BiKeR: wow that's great
GotHelium: yes, it is

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GotHelium: some glitch happened between mission objectives
L337 BiKeR: hmm
GotHelium: i intentionally drew fire upon myself and major grillo
GotHelium: because i hate him
GotHelium: all the sudden
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: i make it to the save point right before he dies
L337 BiKeR: uh huh
GotHelium: so, it gives me my stats and says 'press fire to continue'
GotHelium: press fire
GotHelium: as soon as it comes back up
GotHelium: BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG wtf?!?! "Major Grillo has died in combat! Mission failed, you stupid fuck!"
GotHelium:"press fire to continue"
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG wtf?!?! "Major Grillo has died in combat! Mission failed, you stupid fuck!"
GotHelium: OVER AND OVER
GotHelium: had to restart the fucking game
L337 BiKeR: aww
GotHelium: it was worth it though
GotHelium: seeing major grillo die that many times
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: if he didn't lead me into fucking suicidal missions
GotHelium: i wouldn't hate him
L337 BiKeR: haha

A Few Moments Later....

GotHelium: (holds major grillo at gunpoint)
GotHelium: Back off or he dies!
GotHelium: .. oh fuck it.
GotHelium: (shoots major grillo)
L337 BiKeR: lol
GotHelium: that was mildly satisfying
L337 BiKeR: bad!
L337 BiKeR: hahaha
GotHelium: :shrug: