Bob Very Funnyyyy
Excerpts From Bobs Blurty
L337 BiKeR: want to come pull 3000 items off truck
LtWindlance: Sure
LtWindlance: Wait
LtWindlance: no, I actually meant
L337 BiKeR: hahahaha
LtWindlance: go die
L337 BiKeR: u very funy
Dang. No, I'm not going to tone it down. Y'all can shut up and die if you don't like what I have to say. :)
Hooray! I shall return.. in a while.
Maybe.
~Bob
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dragonfire02: but you will know the extent of my evil when i get out there!
dragonfire02: of at least get a taste of it!
dragonfire02: haha
dragonfire02: i make plans
LtWindlance: Heh, damn
dragonfire02: evil little plans!
dragonfire02: emily helps!
dragonfire02: josh too!
dragonfire02: even josh's mom!
dragonfire02: yay!
dragonfire02: i network my evil!
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LtWindlance: what the dannex does?
lHateDumbPpl: xhill
lHateDumbPpl: chill
LtWindlance: xhill!? is that some kind of new X-TREME sport!?!?
lHateDumbPpl: yes
lHateDumbPpl: from now im im Xhilling
LtWindlance: THIS IS BOBO MCBOBARANG LIVE AT THE HOUSE OF DANNEX WHERE WE'RE HAVING THE FIRST ULTRA X-TREME XHILLING COMPETITION
LtWindlance: how does ur feel!!?!?
lHateDumbPpl: i feel good man i been Xhillin since this shit started and ill be here till it end man
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~Bob(xhilling like a damned villian)
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LtWindlance: best poem ever:
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
All of my base, are belong to you
L337 BiKeR: hahahahaha
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Auto response from LtWindlance:
Auto response from LtWindlance: AFK fer a sec, brb asap
Illustr Primer: oh, you say that, you say that, but it's all lies, LIES!
So, yeah. He's pretty much right.
~Bob
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L337 BiKeR: biiiiiitch
Auto response from LtWindlance: I'm eating and you need to die
~Bob
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Convo w/ Bob
L337Biker: brb
LtWindlance: 
LtWindlance: 
LtWindlance: 
LtWindlance: 
L337Biker: WAHAHAHA
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Monday, April 12th, 2004
I actually vanquished the closet monster.
And before you even ask, I've got proof.
Proof!
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Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
Start of a typical conversation:
GM Anatole: bobs ugly
LtWindlance: DAMN STRAIGHT
LtWindlance: I mean
LtWindlance: wait
LtWindlance: damn
GM Anatole: I win
LtWindlance: What's up?
GM Anatole: not much
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Thursday, February 26th, 2004
/steals ashley's survey thing
Name: Robert Lane Taylor
D.O.B: 05/13/85
Age: eyyyy-teen(19 in may, a-hyuk)
Favorite Quote: I have far too many for just one. Pfft. Here are a few, though..
"An optimist may see a light where there is none, but why must the pessimist always run to blow it out?"
~Rene Descartes
"Open the day, and see if it be the window."
~Garden of Eloquence
"Would you live all your life for a moment
Just to prove that you know what it's worth?"
~Tonic
Favorite Childhood Toy: MICRO MACHINES KICKED ASS
Favorite Color: Bloo and GRN.
Favorite Drink: ORANGE Gatorade
Favorite Alcholic Drink: Eh. Bad Experiences with liquor. JD, if anything. (I prefer things with lacks of side or after effects)
Favorite Article of Clothing: (no, this survey isn't female-slanted.. :) ) ..uh.. my oversized jacket?
Favorite Animal: GUNEA PIGS
Favorite Food: Tacos and Beef JERKY
Least Favorite Food: I physically CANNOT eat cantaloupe. I don't know why. And yes, I've tried. I've tried small bites. It's repulsive. I even tried eating an entire slice once. It made me vomit.
Favorite hygene thing to do: Feeling clean hair after it's been washed and dried
Favorite sport to play: My grandma always wanted me to grow up to be a green bay packer :)
Favorite sport to watch: Football again. (and just to piss off ashley.. Nascar Sucks. :) )
Favorite personal talent: That little squeak noise I can make.
Have YOU HAD:
A first love: No.
A true love: No.
A pure love: No.
A first kiss: Fourth time is NOT a charm, this is a yes.
Sex: But we're back to no again.
Oral: LET US GUESS, PERHAPS IT IS A NO?
An orgasm: ...does solo count? Ahahaha.
Do you believe in love at first sight: The more that I think about it.. the more I start to beleive that "love at first sight" originated simply as a plot device. :) THINK ABOUT IT! ...in a story, movie, hell, even a poem or other abstract version of art.. if the main character INSTANTAENOUSLY falls in love with the "love interest", it saves a lot on character development time. Really.
Do you trust your boyfriend/gf: I see no positive benefit to being jealous.
Do you believe in god: I beleive in myself.
What is your dream life: I'll tell you when I'm living it.
/end survey stealing
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Thursday, February 19th, 2004
PRWookiee: ok
LtWindlance: 011011110110110101100111
LtWindlance:http://nickciske.com/tools/binary.php
LtWindlance: 0110100100100000011010000110000101110100 0110010100100000011101110110100101101100 01101100
PRWookiee: your dumb
LtWindlance: *you're
LtWindlance: :-)
PRWookiee: no you're so dumb you own the dumb so it's your dumb
LtWindlance: oh sweet
LtWindlance: I shall keep in it jars
LtWindlance: and sell it to everyone
LtWindlance: OH WAIT THE ENTIRE WORLD IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING WITH IT
PRWookiee: they already have
LtWindlance: damn the market's flooded
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Monday, February 9th, 2004
Courtesy of Dan:
LtWindlance: OHDANG
LtWindlance: Its the danno
Auto response from lHateDumbPpl: I <3 boobies
boobies is the common goal lets all go for boobies
LtWindlance: That is the best away messag ever
lHateDumbPpl: i thought so
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And no, I can't answer WHY men are so gravitated towards "Orbs of power" (new term courtesy of dan) but.. we are, and we don't really care enough to ask why so it doesn't really get answered. Guys don't care enough to ask other guys, and then when you have a woman asking, they themselves have orbs of power that distract the man from coming up with a good conclusion and it creates an impossible-to-solve catch-22.
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Saturday, February 7th, 2004
Ever wonder what people talk about at 3am in the morning on a saturday?
MolokoVelocet655: what are you doing over the weekend?
LtWindlance: AAHHH shit almost forgot to put clothes in dryer BRB
MolokoVelocet655: ok
LtWindlance: Back
MolokoVelocet655: me too. with pizza!
LtWindlance: Clothes are a good thing, heh ^_^
MolokoVelocet655: true true
MolokoVelocet655: a bit necceary
MolokoVelocet655: at tiems
MolokoVelocet655: times*
LtWindlance: I'm the only one that can currently contain my sexy-ness, therefore I need clothes to contain it until further notice
MolokoVelocet655: haha
MolokoVelocet655: it's too cold to not be contained
LtWindlance: Hrm, I actually have ENERGY for once.. kind of pranced up the stairs(in a i-must-be-stealthy-or-face-unholy-wrath-o f-woken-people way rather than an ohboy-i'm-a-gigantic-fireball way)
MolokoVelocet655: haha
MolokoVelocet655: hmm. lukewarm pizza.
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Friday, January 23rd, 2004
If you've wondered where the "magic man" thing came from, your question will be answered now. Our resident scholar Jeff K did a review of Warcraft 3, in which he gives us a glorius equation which we all can use in our daily lives..
"HE IS A MAN MADE OF HUMAN AND GOLD, A MAGIC MAN!!!!"
Therefore..
Human+Gold=Magic man, hence me being a magic man. yay.
However, from this, we can derive other equations..
If Human+Gold=Magic man, then shouldn't..
Human+Magic=Gold man? Why yes, it should! ..and we all know the only man made of gold. That would be Mr. T., of course. I pity the fool that does not buy Mr. T. cereal.
Studying this magical knowledge, we can then conclude the general formula must be
Human+(insert object/concept here)=(humorus/witty result) man
Ex.
Human+College=Starving Man!!!
AND THAT IS WHAT I AM! Hooray! I'm registered.
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Friday, November 21st, 2003
MolokoVelocet655: what's your opinion on apple's 2.0 proccesor G5?
MolokoVelocet655: dual 2.0. whateverit is
LtWindlance: uh
LtWindlance: opinion on it's power, or usefullness?
LtWindlance: it has POWER
LtWindlance: but it's a MAC
MolokoVelocet655: haha
LtWindlance: so it's kind of like
LtWindlance: you have a massive wrecking ball.. but all you can use it for is to destroy sandcastles
LtWindlance: shitty sandcastles
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LtWindlance: hrm
LtWindlance: the question remains though
LtWindlance: is there really a way to get through to women?
*censored*: why would you want to?
LtWindlance: because if we're not the source of the problem, they've got to be.. and while acommodating the problem works fine, I'd rather devise a way to ELIMINATE IT, and help society on a whole.
*censored*: you would need hitler-like leadership and resources to do that
*censored*: which would be extremely cool
LtWindlance: I'd probably be assasinated by a woman
*censored*: but your legacy would live on
*censored*: it's worth it to be a martyr
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I had trouble deciding which lyrical excerpt I would put here, but then I realized I hate indecision. And no, I don't care if you don't like the band.
"Can I open up your eyes,
Only when the clouds break?
Can I feel alive,
Even though the world shakes?
Every night,
You are my quiet sattelite...
Can I hold you close...
Till we're out of focus?
And everything I know,
I don't even notice...
When it all falls through...
I'm here and I hear you..."
~Vertical Horizon, "Echo"
Enjoy. Or, not.
Tuesday, November 18th, 2003
THIS IS THE SMARTEST MAN EVER - Ladder Theory!
Thursday, November 13th, 2003
*long pause after dealing w/ lots of ebay shit*
LtWindlance: y'know
GM Anatole: huh
LtWindlance: there are way too many anal people in this world, haha
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Excerpts From Bobs Blurty